Saturdays, Sundays & Labor Day Monday
July 11 - September 7, 2009
10:00 AM - 7:00 PM

An Alphabet of 108 Free Things to do at the Faire

1. Applaud as children are made knights and ladies of Her Majesty's court
2. Ask Oderferious Thunderbottom about the privy business
3. Ask what's cooking at the Dirty Duck
4. Be a flibbertigibbit
5. Be email free for a day
6. Be moved by Courtly Crescendo
7. Be serenaded by Craig of Farrington
8. Be someone's hero
9. Boo the Badde Guys
10. Bring a sketchpad and draw cartoons of Jane the Phoole
11. Brush up your Shakespeare - start quoting him now
12. Call people "Good Cousin" even if you aren't related
13. Capture memories to last a lifetime
14. Carry a pike for the military
15. Catch yourself smiling
16. Chat with a Lady-in-Waiting
17. Cheer at Crimson Blades Fencing Academy
18. Cheer for your hero at the Joust
19. Cheer the Merry Men
20. Climb on the ship and say "Argh, Me Hearties"
21. Count the feathers in people's hats
22. Count the fish and turtles from banner bridge
23. Count the jester heads at the toy shoppe
24. Count the Jewels on a Contessa's gown
25. Count the time-traveling Vikings
26. Dance through the trees with a fairie only you can see
27. Fall in love with Maid Marian
28. Feel the heat from the glass blower
29. Find the letterboxing.com stamps secreted around the Faire site
30. Find the New World native mural
31. Form a complete sentence using the word "thou"
32. Get advice from Queen Elizabeth
33. Get caught up in the battle of good vs. evil
34. Get drafted by the Guilde of St. Michael
35. Get locked in the crows cage
36. Get lost on purpose, just to ask directions from a faire maiden
37. Go on a scavenger hunt
38. Greet the wizard on Farnhams Way
39. Guess how high the trampolines will bounce at the Pirate's Assault
40. Guess the spices at the Dirty Duck Inn
41. Guess who the portaitist is drawing
42. Have tea with Lady Ettie
43. Hold hands and skip
44. Hold your breathe as the muskets fire
45. Hold your breathe when down-wind of the petting zoo (not really!)
46. Jeer and hoot at the Evil Sheriff
47. Keep the beat at the drum jam
48. Kiss a lady's hand
49. Kiss under a tree
50. Latch yourself in the "Iron Maiden" cage in front of The Forgery for a unique photo opportunity
51. Laugh at people in the water stocks
52. Laugh at Sir Francis Drake
53. Learn a country dance
54. Learn how to curtsy
55. Learn how to fold a kilt
56. Learn to be a "Bold and Stupid Man" with Dirk and Guido: The Swordsmen!
57. Leave a love note on the message board
58. Make a face like the lions at Tuscany Taverne
59. March in a parade
60. Offer up a limerick at the Pig 'N Whistle Tavern
61. Ogle a knight in shining armor
62. Oooh and ah at the adorable Highland cows, the fuzzy chickens and the llama
63. Out shout a Towne Crier
64. Parade with Robin Hood and His Merry Men!
65. Parlez with Oderferious Thunderbottom
66. Peek under the fig leaf on the Seven Deadly Sins mural
67. Pet a horse after the Joust
68. Pet a noble steed
69. Play a game of Fairie Tag
70. Play a period game in the Kid's Kingdom
71. Play chess
72. Play stool ball
73. Push a boat at Mouseboro Pond
74. Remember not to eat the free soap samples at Seventh Sojourn
75. Ridicule people in the stocks
76. Sample a garlic sautéed mushroom
77. Sample candy roasted nuts
78. Scream "Mud, Eat Mud!" and mean it
79. Say Congratulations to Little John and Big Bess, his new wife
80. Shake Jyncks the Giant Jester's hand
81. Shout "God Save the Queen"
82. Sing a song at Kids Kingdom
83. Sing along with the closing song
84. Sing along with the Minstrels of Mayhem
85. Sit with legs akimbo
86. Spot the green man masks
87. Spot the ladies mural by the corn booth
88. Spy the new gardens
89. Stroll across the bridge
90. Stroll through the key garden at the Court Glade
91. Strut, sashay and saunter
92. Take a picture of a perfect stranger on purpose
93. Tell a joke to a jester
94. Tell your favorite poem to a Fantastikal
95. Try on armor
96. Try your foot at Irish step dancing
97. Twirl around the Maypole
98. Visit Butterfly Potatoes on High Street next to Kids Kingdom for a free sample
99. Watch an archeological dig at the Dig Pit
100. Watch custom bootery at Bald Mountain Mocassins
101. Watch the sparks fly at The Forgery
102. Watch the fish from the bridge
103. Wave at the parade
104. Wear flowers in your hair
105. Window shoppe with no windows
106. Yell "Hip, hip, huzzah!" at the top of your lungs and not think twice about it
107. Yell a happy helloooo to Ale Wench Kathy at the Crow's Nest
108. Dream of your next trip to the Faire

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